It is when there is nothing you can say or do to help that a friend needs you the most.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

My heart pulses with love. I am open to its healing and joyful effects.

If you only show me a part of you, I'll only love that part.

Society exists only as a mental concept in the real world there are only individuals.

Protectionism will do little to create jobs and if foreigners retaliate, we will surely lose jobs.

She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again.

I want to have tampons as merch that say ‘Periods are punk.'

If you try to do too much, you will not achieve anything.

In a time of transition for journalism all around the world, it's reassuring to know that some of the old ways endure.

Everything in our family was always boxing. It was the life my father chose for me.

Prayerlessness means unavailability to God.