It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

He wrote: "A religion to be true must include everything from the amoeba to the milky way." Nothing must be excluded from our view and purview for any faith to be true.

Just existing is where a lot of living happens.

I feel like I'm twenty again.

To an honest judge, the alleged marriage between religion and science is a shallow, empty, spin-doctored sham.

I found out water can be drunk straight.

As long as a person doesn't know what he doesn't know, he doesn't grow

Smooth white skin invites something that will leave a trace, a kiss or a slap.

Once I discovered music, I knew what I wanted to do.

The proud, the cold untroubled heart of stone, that never mused on sorrow but its own.

If patience and gratitude had been she camels, it would have mattered little on which I rode.