It is yesterday that makes tomorrow so sad.

Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.

Patience is the analogue of God's serenity.

Some folks never handle the truth without scratching it.

If you sit by the wayside waiting for Success, your knees will be too stiff to follow her when she passes.

Love is a boomerang that returns to the thrower's hand.

The bigger the dam of patience, the worse the flood when the dam breaks.

We use religion like a trolley-car--we ride on it only while it is going our way.

Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art.

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.

The Fiction defense. Sometimes I just need to use it.

It is as easy to find a lover as to keep a friend, but as hard to find a friend as to keep a lover.

Just think of it as a picnic with guns and monsters instead of mosquitoes and ants. Do we have fun or what?

Such an impolite person. He is honest with everyone.

Religion means to know God and to love Him.

The rinsed foam swirled into one drain that always clogged come October when the maples dropped Canadian propaganda over everything.

Action will lead you forward to the success you desire.

Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.

Well, I don't have much job security.