It isn't easy to live after death. It takes a lifetime.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Every scarecrow has a secret ambition to terrorize.

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Impartiality is not neutrality. It is partiality for justice.

Beyond each corner, new directions lie in wait.

In order for you to be yourself, you have to be somebody first.

You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heatwaves.

Every now and then you meet a man whose ignorance is encyclopedic.

The exit is usually where the entrance was.

Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?

There is always a choice. Always. So do not say, you had no choice. Good or bad, doing it or not, is about you, not choices. Always.

A pharisee is hard on others and easy on himself, but a spiritual man is easy on others and hard on himself.

You ever read an article, and at the bottom, it says, 'Continued on page six'? I'm , 'Not for me. I'm done.'

I could have melted ice, my smile was so bright.

You know, they say in France that translation is like a woman: she is either beautiful or faithful.

Ultimately a good logo is something that people recognize instantly and relate to.

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive.

The quieter we become, the more we can hear.

The greatest threat facing American today - next to voter fraud, the Western Pinebark beetle, and the memory foam mattress - is the national news media.

Usually, autobiography is such an indulgence of the ego.