It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Men can go to hell! I’ll meet them there.

Do not exchange the 24 hours for money. Give some time for your own accomplishments.

I'll simply say here that I was born Beatrice Gladys Lillie at an extremely tender age because my mother needed a fourth at meals.

I simply cannot accept that there are on every story two equal and logical sides to an argument.

Every night I pray to God: 'Please, no more wack MC's.'

Life never gives more than partial liberation. Achievement can never be more than fragmentary.

Beware the beguiled, they do their own beguiling.

When I go to the movies, I like romance, comedy, and thrillers. I hate gore.

When it comes to mastering a skill, time is the magic ingredient.

We cannot expect you to be with us all the time, but perhaps you could be good enough to keep in touch now and again.