It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Where I was raised a woman's word was law. I ain't quite outgrowed that yet.

Guess I am going to take a man-nap. Wake me up when there is food.

You must dare, and dare again, and then dare a little bit more, and go on daring.

I hate the thought of her being forced into a box that doesn't fit her. Of having her wings cut off, her sight blinded, her hearing muted, her voice stilled.

People always loved best what they identified most with.

We have gone through everything as a nation - partition, dictatorship, and even anarchy.

Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.

When you're around your family, and you have that history and that shared language, you say things you'd be embarrassed to hear quoted back to you later.

A knowledge that another has felt as we have felt, and seen things not much otherwise than we have seen them, will continue to the end to be one of life's choicest blessings.

Don't argue for other people's weaknesses. Don't argue for your own. When you make a mistake, admit it, correct it, and learn from it / immediately.