It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never lets his public down.

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

By instinct I'm an adventurer; by choice I'd like to be a writer; by pure, unadulterated luck, I'm an actor.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

Man's indecency to man all over the world rules out the idea of humanity as an actuality. It is a dream of young idealists. In practice a misnomer

I intend to live the first half of my life. I don't care about the rest.

You can never trust a human being to behave as you would have expected in a given circumstance

I am convinced of the validity of contradiction. There are many worlds. Each is true, at its time, in its own fashion

Any man who dies with more than $10000 to his name is a failure.

I like the Whisky old an the women young

She's realized the real problem with stories -- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.

It is warm within the mansions of Hel.

A writing day is like any other day. Except I live in my pajamas, I forget to eat, and I suddenly look up, wondering when day turned into night.

I was a lady gunda in school. Everyone was scared of me, and I was really short and round.

The radical elements in Islam are very dangerous. They want to achieve a return to the Islamic purity of the Middle Ages.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

Most of my horror inspiration is really older stuff and really new stuff.

Childhood candor... shall I ever find you again?

A man is not what he is because of the teachers he has had, but because of what he has done