It just seems like atheists are not included in the basket of diversity in America, which is odd because we are the biggest minority. That is a bigger minority than any other minority you can name.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

I curtsied. 'Thank you, Mr. Stansbury. And I apologize for my lack of grace.'He bowed. 'Never apologize for being courageous, Miss Withersby.

I'm interested in the moment when two objects collide and generate a third. The third object is where the interesting work is.

Honesty and integrity are the yardsticks by which we measure our intrinsic value.

When the wound is fresh it hurts, more so when you are reminded to the hurt time and again

Every moment is a new beginning.

When speed dating I'm seeking my equal or at least one in the making.

I don't like being treated differently.

When you are performing in theater, you feel so connected to your audience. Its exhilarating!

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

Once is more than generous for any lifetime.