It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Because he was suffering doubts about himself and his future, Adams may have felt comfort demeaning the behavior and the character of women.

A writer should never be brief at the expense of being clear.

One of the hallmarks of an evolved person is the ability to tell the truth with no fear of punishment or expectation of reward

You're only as good as your last collection, which is an enormous pressure.

The problem with anger is that it's so consuming. You've got to take it easy on yourself at a certain point.

All of the full moons for the entire year are special in that they have particular names.

The flower has opened, has been in the sun and is unafraid. I'm taking more chances; I'm bold and proud.

Life consists of nothing but exceptions.

I'm continually amazed by how many people who appear to be extroverts are actually introverts.

We will reduce the White House staff by 25 percent