It looked like a ballpark. It smelled like a ballpark. It had a feeling and a heartbeat, a personality that was all baseball.

To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better.

I wish I'd known early what I had to learn late.

The kid doesn't chew tobacco, smoke, drink, curse or chase broads. I don't see how he can make it.

The color and shape of flowers are a precise record of what bees find attractive

They shouldn't be allowed to teach math so early in the morning.

The liberal idea of tolerance is more and more a kind of intolerance. What it means is 'Leave me alone

What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger

Words are often things also, and very precious, especially on the gravest occasions. Without "words," and the truth of things that is in them, what were we?

I live in Los Angeles and I like to do a lot of hiking. I live a very relaxed life.

You aren't your past, you are probability of your future.

It's something that's very often said that philosophy, as opposed to science, never makes any progress.

What were all the world's alarms To mighty Paris when he found Sleep upon a golden bed That first dawn in Helen's arms?

I lived to make Scott Baio laugh.