It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

Trying to constantly get yourself into movies is extremely stressful and sometimes just impossible.

I don't get to go home as much as I used to, which is a shame. But I don't mind because my mum moved over to London to look after me. I rented her a house just around the corner.

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

The claim that everybody sees the world differently is not a claim that there's no reality. It's a different kind of claim.

Facts by themselves can often feed the flame of madness, because sanity is a spirit.

Always enjoy the ride, because you don't know where it's going, but it's going to be all right.

If you say "I'm going to be an actor, but I'll get a teaching degree just in case," when things get hard, you'll just be a teacher and that's how you get stuck.

The validity of usefulness, adequacy of popular standards can be tested only by research that violates them.

I didn't originally intend on writing a book. I started writing during the day to feel like I was accomplishing something creative.

I kind of think that artists throughout history, poets throughout history have been criticized for sharing what's on people's minds and I don't think it's any different now.