It makes you famous, you get money from it, you go on and do the best you can, but it really is dreadful that people don't know your name.

You know, what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars...

The face and the actor is great, but if you were to start out and you said, "my name is Humphrey" somebody would punch you out, because that's a stupid name to have.

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.

Vancouver is a beautiful area, I don't care what time of the year you're there. Vancouver and Calgary. Great places in Canada.

I think Canadian talent is exceptional. You continually show us up here in the States with your brilliancy.

The entire behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live are all Canadian.

If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.

I do Broadway because I refuse to succumb to the stereotypical things that Hollywood does to a performer.

Canadians send us great hockey players. You also send us wonderful performers, from the beginning, with Mary Pickford.

There's this Lebanese lady I dearly loved who raised 13 children in Toledo, and she retired in Phoenix. She said, I get up every morning and say, Thank you, God. I do the same thing now.

Intelligence is an ability to understand, but it is not a substitute for wisdom.

Absence of worldly misery - that is called eternal bliss.

I refuse to believe that we're only here to live and die.

A good photograph is like a good hound dog, dumb, but eloquent.

Strange people like chefs, musicians, and politicians affect me.

I look upon the pleasure we take in a garden as one of the most innocent delights in human life.

Consider calling it a challenge rather than calling it a crisis.

One day, it was suddenly revealed to me that everything is pure spirit.

Joe Paterno was a dictator.

Children, for whom suburban life was supposed to make wholesome little Johns and Wendys, became the acid-dropping, classroom-burning hippies of the 1960s.