It makes you more open, it gives you perspective, having a child

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.

As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do

I think serial monogamy says it all.

Sometimes, things need to change, because there just isn't any way for them to stay the same.

Intoxicating affections mimic marriage. They don’t last!

The Church says: the body is a sin.Science says: the body is a machine.Advertising says: The body is a business.The Body says: I am a fiesta.

To indoctrinate boys into the rules of patriarchy, we force them to feel pain and to deny their feelings.

I can never predict my future because a big part of my future is already behind me.

You can be a good neighbor only if you have good neighbors.

Education is the single-most important civil rights issue that we face today.

We've heard some theories, but there is a lot of mystery surrounding my adoption.

In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!

Lucidity, I maintain, is almost always desirable.