It may all end tomorrow, or it could go on forever (in which case I'm doomed).

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Don't waste your time being envious of what you don't have or who you want to be. Instead, focus on what you do have and who you can become.

You don't always get stronger on the days that everything comes easily to you.

Happiness is a tenant that would only move into your life if you consistently focus on the positive side of your life.

A lifetime can well be spent correcting and improving one's own faults without bothering about others.

...The evidence that fluoridation of the public water supply at the rate of one part per million is carcinogenic is irrefutable.

I hate death; it takes people away from you. You're left feeling rudderless.

Yo, you don't need nobody to represent you. You represent you. You represent the best version of who you could be. You go out there and change the world.

If a woman and a man who have an argument keep talking they keep fighting.

See the bowtie? I wear it and I don't care. That's why it's cool.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.