It may be doubted that there are many other animals which have played so important a part in the history of the world as have these lowly organized creatures.

The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man.

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

The world will not be inherited by the strongest, it will be inherited by those most able to change.

Nothing exists for itself alone, but only in relation to other forms of life

Building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

It is not the biggest, the brightest or the best that will survive, but those who adapt the quickest.

We can allow satellites, planets, suns, universe, nay whole systems of universes, to be governed by laws, but the smallest insect, we wish to be created at once by special act.

What a book a devil's chaplain might write on the clumsy, wasteful, blundering, low, and horribly cruel work of nature!

If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

In a lot of ways, living with Charlie was like having my own place, and I found myself reveling in the aloneness instead of being lonely.

(I'm trying to improve my typing. notice I now leave a space after a comma, I'm very proud of myself!)

The genres are widening. I don't think that there's as many limitations on the kinds of projects that actors can do as there once was.

The man who pauses in his honesty wants little of a villain.

Having children has made me incredibly efficient. It's hard to leave them in the mornings, but I'm extremely productive during the day, knowing I want to be fully focused on them when I get home.

You cannot lose what you never had.

When I was younger I wanted to be an airline pilot, but that lasted for about 30 seconds.

Morality is stronger than tyrants.

I think the biggest mistake most people make when they pick their first job is they don't worry enough about whether they'll love the work, and they worry more about whether it's good experience