It may be said of happy marriages as of the phoenix - there is but one a century.

Coffee is not as necessary to ministers of the reformed faith as to Catholic priests. The latter are not allowed to marry, and coffee is said to induce chastity.

We are generally punished by where we have sinned.

One who no longer wishes to laugh had best marry in France; they will soon find that it is no laughing matter.

Persons who have a painful affection in any part of the body, and are in a great measure sensible of the pain, are disordered in intellect.

The distinctive feature of Christianity is blood atonement. Without it we cannot be saved. Blood is actually a symbol of the death of Christ.

Man is more likely to believe an opinion that he wanted to hear … than a fact that he wishes was an opinion.

I have as many pictures of my vocal cords as I do of my children. I have a great ear, nose and throat doctor, and we look at them - if there's some redness, maybe I'll take a little time off.

It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

Who knows where the road will lead us Only a fool would say, But if you let me love you I'm sure to love you all the way.

A lot of times in Hollywood you're as good as your last job.

The really damaging thing is that the objectives, the goals of the people on the left are not possible. There is no utopia.

I am an actor and fiction will always be my priority

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.