It means I don't have to charter that big jet for the family.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

All the dreams I'd allowed myself to imagine were nothing but pages swept away by the wind.

How can they say my life isn't a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?

The future, like everything else, is not what it used to be.

If you try to use Christ as a solution to your problems, it will not work. You have to serve Him in order for Him to serve you.

Allah is my witness. I will not be silent. I will never surrender.

Frustration begins where knowledge ends

Using someone's name during a conversation was like a casual caress, like stroking their hair.

Beneath the greatest love lies a hurricane of hate.

The novel is never really in the first draft. The novel really happens in the revisions.

Here I and sorrows sit; Here is my throne, bid kings come bow to it.