It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.

No. It is said that the Nephilim are the children of men and angels. All that this angelic heritage has given to us is a longer distance to fall.

Humans were so stupid. They had something so precious, and they barely safeguarded it at all. They threw away their lives for money, for packets of powder, for a stranger's charming smile.

There were some memories, though, that never faded.

Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

Status quo or grow: You are in control of your future.

Practicing mindfulness enables us to become a real person. When we are a real person, we see real people around us, and life is present in all its richness.

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.

How disappointment tracks the steps of hope.

More and more, revolution has found itself delivered into the hands of its bureaucrats and doctrinaires on the one hand, and to the enfeebled and bewildered masses on the other.

Bristol Rovers were 4-0 up at half time, with four goals in the first half.

Food ... love ... mother ... career ... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups.

Look your significant other in the eyes, make that connection.

I hate games I can't win.

You have witchcraft in your lips