It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one.

Nothing fazes me. I'm like some kinda Space man on his way to Mars with a big gun and a whole lot of coffee.

I don't need to be enlightned. I have a killfile.

I think religion is best when it's reduced to a one hour television program.

Chicks dig webmasters.

If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.

You're not alone, there is more to this I know. You can make it out, you will live to tell.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

privation is the cause of appetite

Sites need to be able to interact in one single, universal space.

If the life we live in this world is wholly for Christ, it is a life of daily surrender.

Playing 'Tetris' for 15 minutes is like meditation.

I guess I am conscious of my weaknesses, and I think pacing is probably my biggest. I don't know if I think the clarity thing is actually a weakness. It was a stylistic choice.

Friendship is not possible between two women one of whom is very well dressed.

The kind of happiness that stays with you is the happiness that springs from inward thoughts and emotions.