It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.

Life requires more than a whisper of wisdom

Error is acceptable as long as we are young but one must not drag it along into old age.

Anybody who plays the stock market not as an insider is like a man buying cows in the moonlight.

I always say that death can be one of the greatest experiences ever. If you live each day of your life right, then you have nothing to fear.

Don't be gloomy. Even if you are not happy, put a smile on your face. [Life is about] joy,... something to be happy and excited about.

Who knows not Circe, The daughter of the Sun , whose charmed cup Whoever tasted, lost his upright shape, And downward fell into a groveling swine?

Believing that you are the righteousness of God through Christ Jesus and simply receiving the gift of no condemnation gives you the power to go and sin no more.

Align your personality with your purpose, and no one can touch you.

I didn't want to just rally at the baseline, even though that happened a lot.