It must be a terrible pressure to have to go to the office.

Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.

The male - I have found - is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.

I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.

Youve simply got to go on and on with your family and friends and tell them how much you love them because you never know whether theyll be there tomorrow, do you?

At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down.

For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.

I love the long grass coming up to meet the willows.

If you feel compelled to give a New Year's Eve party, don't invite people to arrive too early or they'll go off the boil before midnight.

People who can write a book usually do.

I was so flattered that someone wanted me to write a book, I said I would. It was published in 1969.

I can take a week's vacation - maybe a week and a half - but after that, I'm itching to go back to work.

A child sees everything in a sense of newness - he is always drunk. Genius is nothing but childhood re-attained at will.

You're as sick as your secrets.

A vice utterly at variance with the happiness of him who harbors it, and, as such, condemned by self-love.

The world suffers nothing from Christians but hates them because they reject its pleasures.

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.

In the U.S., too many yogurts are filled with corn syrup, preservatives, artificial this and that. To me, this is poison.

The world today is hungry Not only for bread But hungry for love; Hungry to be wanted, Hungry to be loved.

To say that people would cease to come to California if they would have to pay more taxes is to underestimate the advantages of being in California - mightily.

Now, I love playing moms who can't hide their paranoia.