It must be powerful language if you canna make oout what the heel it’s goin’ on aboot!

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

You don't have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one."-Henrietta Barrett, (Minx, Splendid Trilogy book #3)

It takes a moment to love and be loved. Hours spent judging are a waste.

The lotus flower blooms most beautifully from the deepest and thickest mud.

Having regrets is proof of being alive.

When it's right it's never too late, when it's wrong it's always too soon

The end of pain we take as happiness.

So when I say that I am a refugee, you must understand that there is no refuge.

Even though I had a good income from my lectures, no one would give me a loan. The insanity almost drove me to sympathize with the feminist movement.

Kids need a mom and a dad, and people understand that. Marriage between a mom and a dad is most important for kids.

The attitude of unhappiness is not only painful, it is mean and ugly.