It must be the full confession by Christendom of Christendom's specific contribution to the sum of human cruelty and treachery.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

We can do nothing on our own except by the power of the Holy Spirit.

Pull yourself out of the dirt, dust yourself off, and get back on the horse and ride towards the sunset.

You can't look back - you just have to put the past behind you, and find something better in your future.

I've three children, three grandchildren, I work, I travel, and I'm very happily married. I'm very satisfied and happy with my life and there really isn't anything I want.

If you're 25 years old dressed up like Superman at a comic book convention, that's great. If you're 78 and you're doing it, something's wrong.

Greek was very much a live language, and a language still unconscious of grammar, not, like ours, dominated by definitions and trained upon dictionaries.

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.

Citizens, did you want a revolution without revolution?

I gave myself two months to book a job. One month later I was cast on 'Modern Family.'

I have lived long enough to learn how much there is I can really do without.... He is nearest to God who needs the fewest things.