It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun.”“Don’t y

He once told me that an August evening was "as hot as three toads in a Cuisinart, " a comparison that left me blinking two days later.

Live each day with great hope.

Most of life is choices and the rest is pure dumb luck.

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.

Bless up. Don't play yourself.

What have you done today, to make you feel proud?

True wealth is having your health, and knowledge of self.

Just to let you know that the buffet car will be closing for stocktaking in five minutes. The next station stop is Chesterfield.

Nature is neither pleasant nor painful. It is all intelligence and beauty. Pain and pleasure are in the mind.

It's far too easy to qualify as an eccentric nowadays.