It never ceases to amaze me how many folks jump right over "I'll try" to "I can't.

You know it’s a bad sign when the theme song from Titanic describes your relationship.

He stomped away like a pint-sized Godzilla looking for Tokyo.

If Carl Hiaasen and Donald Westlake had a literary love child, he would be Timothy Hallinan.

Real teachers like Jesus, Buddha, Nanak, Rumi have much more to teach humanity, than the imaginary figure Krishna, concocted by an ancient Indian man named Vyasa.

Some people change their ways when they see the light others when they feel the heat.

The only batsman I would love to see by paying for the tickets and sitting in the stand just to watch him is none other than Sachin Tendulkar.

Horror I appreciate is one of the few genres that can wind the audience up and make them pay attention. I kind of like that. It's one of the few genres that can be very manipulative.

Happy is she that from the world retires, and carries with her what the world admires.

It's not up to anyone else to make me give my best.

I'll have those n**gers voting Democratic for the next 200 years.

I think I hate cynicism more than anything else. It's the curse of our age, and I want to avoid it at all costs.

God is our father, but even more is God our mother.

We are the ancestors of those gardening the universe.