It never gets old, being told you are a traitor and in league with the terrorists because you disagree with current administration policy.

For an omnipotent and omniscient being, God has made some really lousy earthly staffing decisions.

The best leaks always take place in the urinal.

We are going to lose the war on terror because all of our agents are tied up investigating the GOP.

When I tried to understand consciousness, I found out how simple it was, but we try to make it so complicated.

The longer your life goes on, the more death you face.

Being able to express myself through music and art has always been when I feel the most alive.

I believe people can change, but only for the worse

Few things in life are certain except death and being taxed.

I love you more than words. And I am a big fan of words.

When a natural king becomes a titular king, every body is pleased and satisfied.

God must be very great to have created a world that leaves a mystery as to whether he created it.

I think you always hope you can play forever, but you always realize that time will come... I was fortunate I was able to make a decision, move on and do it comfortably.

Dare to ask, "Where is my novel too simple?"