It occurs to me that cricket is not the true sport in London - gossip is.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

If you are faithful and diligent in your work, God will place you before kings

You might plan how to sleep but you can't plan how you wake up. He who plans how to sleep is a Planer, he who plans out to wake up is a Dreamer.

A fast is not a hunger strike. Fasting submits to God's commands. A hunger strike makes God submit to our demands.

Last night I dreamed about you. What happened in detail I can hardly remember, all I know is that we kept merging into one another. I was you, you were me. Finally you somehow caught fire.

And I've always - the competition is one aspect of the job, but I think if you're too busy worrying about the competition, you don't focus enough on what you're doing.

Stop talking about the murders, and we won't know they're happening. And then we can all just live in a bubble that isn't reality.

Alexi Giannoulias' top aide was a longtime BP lobbyist.

When I was 12 I cried to my mom, because I never got my letter to Hogwarts.

I came to serve notice on the devil- he is a liar!

I think we are living a life without specificity, and then our lives become abstractions.