It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

Perhaps that is where our choice lies -- in determining how we will meet the inevitable end of things, and how we will greet each new beginning.

I would not bring one shadow on his life, and this I know would break his noble heart.

If you don't love me, it does not matter, anyway I can love for both of us.

I try to eat healthy all the time. I don't eat takeaways. I drink mostly water or coconut water.

I wanted to be a doctor since I was five.

A friend of ours has a hobby doing genealogy, and we found out that we were cousins in the ninth degree, that we had a common ancestor on the Mayflower.

We have to have a candidate who is going to stand for our issues and our values and be a true, proven constitutional conservative.

The more you venture to live greatly, the more you will find within you what it takes to get on top of the things and stay there.

Ideas are like dreams; they will disappear unless we record them. Write a book, a blog, build a company, anything that makes the ideas real.

Thank you guys for believing in my ability and supporting me in my Olympic journey.