It perhaps might be said--if any one dared--that the most worthless literature of the world has been that which has been written by the men of one nation concerning the men of another.

The maddened four men followed frantically, for it is better to be in the presence of the awful than only within hearing. ("The Black Dog")

Nothing unites the English like war. Nothing divides them like Picasso.

But that's a side effect of alcohol, isn't it? Stopping to think about other people is not on the bar menu.

I'm always trying to look for how I can find human stories that aren't just dramas.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day.

Leave the wrong done by another where the wrong arose.

To be good is to be in harmony with one's self.

So while I was studying, I rode my Trials bike, then I moved to roadracing.

The quality of the article should be its greatest achievement.

I really admire stand-up, and I think I would have loved to learn how to do it. I think it's terrifying and thrilling. A really cool thing to do. It's a dying art, in a way.