It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!

Billy squinted at me. "Why are you letting them go?""Because they're real.""How do you know?""The one I was holding crapped on my hand.

Monsters are born of pain, and grief, and loss, and anger. Your heart is full of them.--"And?"And it makes you vulnerable.

But you're an artist. you should know there's more to a story than the part happening right now.

As for hobbies, people with stimulating hobbies suffer from the most noxious of despairs since they are tranquilized in their despair.

Artists are social sensors and transmitters of ideas

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost as if you're here!

Go down to the Republican headquarters. They ain't got a single black working there. Not one.

A woman beautiful facially can negate all her beauty by no longer being feminine.

learning must travel the distance from head to heart.

There is nothing miraculous about puzzles. Competent mentalism is miraculous.

I don't miss teaching. I'm learning to take my time for myself.

We always started these albums as making demos, that went right on until Scary Monsters.