It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you

Free-will doesn't include shit-happens, unless that's the goal of one's intention.

To me the biggest irony of this lifetime that I'm living is that for someone who thrives in the public eye in the creative ways that I do, I actually don't enjoy being in the public eye.

I have no guilt about any of my pleasures.

These two entities—Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac—are not facing any kind of financial crisis.

Pride only, the chief of all iniquities, can make us treat gifts as if they were rightful attributes of our nature, and, while receiving benefits, rob our Benefactor of His due glory.

People Who Do Things exceed my endurance; God, for a man that solicits insurance!

Drug dealers live vicariously through me

Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles.

Modern capitalism has created a world totally different from anything known before.