It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

God eagerly awaits the chance to bless the person whose heart is turned toward Him.

I have taught you my dear flock for above thirty years how to live and I will show you in a very short time how to die.

But people do things to survive, and then after they survive, they can't live with what they've done.

Don't just learn something from every experience, learn something positive.

But perhaps a man is not required to bury himself.

Le bonheur engloutit nos forces, comme le malheur e teint nos vertus. Happiness engulfs our strength, just as misfortune extinguishes our virtues.

Thirty spokes are joined in the wheel's hub. The hole in the middle makes it useful.

I think Guantanamo, has been synonymous with the staining of American values and American legal tradition.

I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot... when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.

I've been all over this big old world, hey looking for a ring-dang-do.