It’s a basic rule of humor that a joke is always at somebody’s expense. Really good jokes, however, tend to be at everyone’s expense.

The photograph is completely abstracted from life, yet it looks like life. That is what has always excited me about photography.

I'm an atheist, but I believe in art. I go to galleries like my mother went to church. It helps me understand the way I live.

London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it.

I am anti-social and have a dark personality. I have no redeeming qualties and nothing to offer, therefore I could never have what I wanted

We like foreplay with God, but we make sure we have our spiritual contraceptives on! Cause we don't want to conceive nothing.

There is one thing you have got to learn about our movement. Three people are better than no people.

There is no place in God's world where there are no people who will come and share a home as long as it is a real home.

How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?

The best education you will ever get is traveling. Nothing teaches you more than exploring the world and accumulating experiences.

The Cat was a creature of absolute convictions, and his faith in his deductions never varied.

The lack of carbohydrates can make you a little crazy.