It's a big jump from smart to motherwit.

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.

Normal is the average of deviance.

You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

I still miss those I loved who are no longer with me but I find I am grateful for having loved them. The gratitude has finally conquered the loss.

While the angels, all pallid and wan, Uprising, unveiling, affirm That the play is the tragedy, "Man", And its hero the Conqueror Worm.

When I got [my] library card, that was when my life began.

Your past success and victories, small or large, can renew your resolve to persevere if you are willing to lean on them.

Go on Louis, jump up, ” I’d say every day for the first three months. From the vacant look on his face, I may as well have asked him to solve a Rubik cube puzzle.

Performing a one-man Macbeth feels like the greatest challenge.

Religious liberty must be protected in this country. It's a principle upon which we were founded.

Send not a Catt for Lard.

If you hung him for being a good singer, you'd be hanging an innocent man!

I always telling people to "not try this at home," because most of what we do on MythBusters is really dangerous. Consequently, we can't encourage people to try that stuff.

I've been taking a trapeze class for the last couple of years. I'm working on my double back flip right now.

We will never have real safety and security for wage earners unless we provide for safety and security for the wage payers and wage savers.

I'm appalled by the tendency of some rock records to perfect everything to the point where it sounds like Botox and polish it so heavily that there's no humanity left in it.