It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

A sitcom is the closest thing for me to doing stage because you work in front of an audience, and if it's well written it can be very satisfying.

Never strike out of anger if at all possible, this will give your enemy the advantage and strengthen his resolve and psyche

No hoary falsehood shall be a truth to me; no stifling dogma shall encramp my pen!

There never was a winner that didn't expect to win in advance.

We desert those who desert us; we cannot afford to suffer; we must live how we can.

Well-adjusted means you can make the same mistakes over and over again, and keep smiling.

I've been in football a long time and people have problems through debt, drugs, drink and family.

The most beautiful words in the English language are 'not guilty'.

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

Happiness and success in life are not the result of what we have, but rather of how we live. What we do with the things we have makes the biggest difference in the quality of life.

I'm not shy about asking the customer, because I want to talk about who she is and what she wants from me.