It's a constant battle between what your heart tells you, and what your brain tells you.

When you grow up poor, you have to either work really hard to try and get where you want to be, or you'll just stay put.

Us Asians look like we're twenty until we're fifty. Once we're fifty, we look like Yoda.

And I come from a small Vietnamese family. We're really close too, all ten of us.

We want to be seen as more than just martial artists, or bad stereotype token roles in American TV and movies.

I did whatever it takes to do stand-up. There is an abundance of material in struggling and poverty and trying to make it. There is so much humor in that, it's unlimited.

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school... who failed math.

Where there is the slightest insistence, there is no religion there!

Have you been out in society recently? 'Cause it's SHIT.

Asking questions is an opportunity for creativity and personal expression, both for the person asking and the person answering.

The most delightful surprise in life is to suddenly recognize your own worth.

I spend many months in apparently listless rumination out of which I hope something will emerge.

When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS.

Reth laughed. I punched him. It hurt. Me, not him, unfortunately.

The most important advance that the West has yet made is to develop a secularist moral tradition

Each Wal-Mart store should reflect the values of its customers and support the vision they hold for their community.

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.