It's a constant process of bouncing ideas off of one another and intuitively arriving at the right decision in the moment.

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.

You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.

The more you perform, the more adept you get at the nuances of navigating that communal conversation.

I belong to a gym now... well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.

The blues is a hopeful music. It helps you process something rather than avoid it. It's like mourning, in essence.

I think there comes a time in any comedian's career where they can either coast or keep growing and evolving.

Comedy takes all of life and puts it through a lens of acceptance, just by the mere act of talking about it on stage in a communal setting. It's very primal and ritualistic in that sense.

Inherent in mourning is celebration. Mourning without celebration or some form of acceptance leaves you stuck.

Comedians act every night on stage, so they have great performing chops. They especially know how to play themselves, which is how we set 'Teachers Lounge' up.

That would be the greatest misfortune of all! -- To find a man agreeable whom one is determined to hate! -- Do not wish me such an evil.

The basic freedom of the world is woman's freedom.

And if I am elected, I promise the formation of a new party, a third party, a wild party.

Oh, the soul keeps its youth!

If I put my name on something, I'm going to be involved. I'm not just going to put my name on it and not pay attention.

What is even more worrying still is George Osborne's breathtakingly complacent response to today's figures. This is a Chancellor who is in total denial.

To live a life of virtue, match up your thoughts, words, and deeds.

The art of flatterers is to take advantage of the foibles of the great, to foster their errors, and never to give advice which may annoy.

The human rights we are to discuss here at Vienna are . . . the quintessential values through which we affirm together that we are a single human community.

There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.