It's a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

When you're dealing with frauds and liars, listen more to what they don't say than what they do.

Do one thing for me, Sredni Vashtar.

I really admire a woman for her intelligence, her personality. Beauty is not enough.

I know how important it is to have people who believe in you even when you don't believe in yourself.

It was Nietzsche who first made us conscious of the significance of the individual as a term in the evolutionary process-in that part of the evolutionary process which has still to take place.

We are like oil and vinegar most of the time. But when you shake us up real good, the combination is heavenly.~ Anna Segee, The Stranger in Her Bed

I argued constantly with my father [Pablo Escobar] because I never liked all the violence that he created.

For a living I write stuff that I know is gonna sell to a studio and make a lot of money at the multiplex.

When the night falls, my lonely heart calls.