It's a god-eat-god world.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

i don't care about the ones who i like anymore but i start caring about ones who really like me

Whenever the people are well-informed, they can be trusted with their own government.

When people praise you, don't let it go to your head. When they criticize you, don't let it go to your heart.

Compatibility is weird. Love is confusing. Love is one wild beast.

The allure of immodesty is not in what is seen but what is not seen. Modesty issues a challenge for one man to romantically earn your virtue.

Come back and stand with us, lad. We will all go down together that's what makes us who we are.

To her, the name of father was another name for love.

History - that little sewer where man loves to wallow.

I am curious about color as one would be visiting a new country, because I have never concentrated so closely on color expression. Up to now I have waited at the gates of the temple.

If Sigmund Freud had watched Phil Donahue he would never have wondered what women want.