It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Life is the night skyAll the dots of stars are happiness

Souls are more important than stories, yes. But stories are a window to the soul. Without stories, the soul suffocates.

You're not nothing.

Help me Cassius or I sink!

Nature's far too subtle to repeat herself.

There is so much blood on this chicken-killer's hands, a little more on his business suit won't hurt.

Just take everything exactly as it is, put it in God's hands and leave it with Him.

The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became the truth.

[John Kerry] actually stole my line because when I became Secretary of State, I said, 'I hope my heels will fill Warren Christopher's shoes.' So he reversed that.

Apply yourself both now and in the next life. Without effort, you cannot be prosperous. Though the land be good, you cannot have an abundant crop without cultivation.