It's a good thing he broke up with you because now you're free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his way." "Right. I'm sure he was on his way but a truck hit him.

Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.

If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.

Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.

Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.

A lot of really big trees had died to make that desk. His mother had probably gnawed them down, used her nails to saw the boards, and finished the decorative cutwork with her tongue.

Once you know the truth, it's always obvious

That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ?

Our ability to choose is sacred. It’s what makes humans special.

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?''Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Things and conditions can give you pleasure but they cannot give you joy- joy arises from within.

My father worked for governments all his life as an engineer and public works director.

We would have two less championships here if it was not for Manu Ginobili. In my eyes, he's the stud of the world.

We need people who will go, and stay until the end.

My parents were amazing people who had no business being together - and they knew it.

To be an innovator, you can't be worried about making mistakes.

I do not separate France from Europe.