It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.

The geeks shall inherit the earth.

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code.

Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.

The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.

Little else matters than to write good code.

As I load my shirt into the washer for the night, I daydream about making a sign and hanging it around my neck. I could wear it to school tomorrow. It could read, I MISS CHARLIE KHAN.

Harness your mind’s powerand you can reach the mountaintop.Harness your heart’s powerand you can reach the stars.Harness your soul’s powerand you can reach the edge of the universe.

It seems to me that there's a terrible misunderstanding between us. It seems to me that I love you a great deal, my friends.

The few who profit from the labor of the masses want to organize the workers into an army which will protect the interests of the capitalists.

Life operates by deserve. So, in leading people, learn to work with the people who deserve it, not the people who need it.

What she hadn't realized was that sometimes when your vision was that sharp and true, it could cut you. That only if you'd felt such fullness could you really understand the ache of being empty.

I never met a person from whom I did not learn something.

Work won't do me any good ... I've tried it, and it bored me worse than the other thing.

The grateful mind continually expects good things, and expectation becomes faith.

I'll never forgive myself. We might have gotten rid of Willie forever if I'd only struck him out.