It's a guilty secret of a lot of writers, as you get older you don't read as much fiction as you used to, mainly because it's like you are deconstructing it all the time.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

You yourself are a letter, read and known by all men.

I loved to read, and I think any child who loves to read will read anything, including the back of the cereal box, which I did every morning.

As a group, anthropologists are not too fond of people who work in the business world.

I had a dream about building a house on a dock, composed from 100 triangles. You'd have to sail from room to room. And maybe the entrance would be the mouth of a whale.

I just want to get to the level where I can say that that's my level, just try to play well, get up there.

We have to solve the encryption problem. It is not easy.

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson

(Those who) impute such actions to God, as make Him resemble the worst of beings, and so run into downright Demonism.

Goddess was made in my home in France. The material retained an integrity whit it would have lost in Los Angeles studio.

Rajni Sir is very dedicated and punctual. It was great experience acting with him both as a person and as an actor. The way he maintains himself is amazing.