It's a human instinct to be known.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

Don’t give explanation to anyone because who believes you, no need and who do not will not agree.

The natural superiority of women is a biological fact, and a socially acknowledged reality.

We must remember how apt man is to extremes--rushing from credulity and weakness to suspicion and distrust.

My Wings are a thousand books.

You never replace a great scholar who retires. If you try to do that, you end up with burnt-out volcanoes.

It's not the extremes and the treats that are the problem. It's the everyday.

It doesn't matter who wins if I don't. I only care if I win. I'm jealous of anyone else who wins.

I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody.

If you have the power to see things through somebody else's eyes, it's like going from black and white to color or two dimensions to three dimensions.

You, Roman, remember to rule peoples with your power. -Tu regere imperio populos, Romane, memento