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Artie Lange Quotes: It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
         

It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.


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