It's a long way from Graceland across Jordan to the Promised Land, but Jesus finally came to lead him home.

By the time you get close to the answers, it's nearly all over.

Lay in the weeds and wait, and when you get your chance to say something, say something good.

I'll tell you what the public likes more than anything, it's the most rare commodity in the world - honesty.

Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried.

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

Faith is the only way we're going to make it. None of us are smart enough to do it on our own.

Running down on a way of life our fighting men have fought and died to keep. If you don't love it, leave it.

The only thing that I miss lately in all music is somebody that will put out a melody that you can whistle. It doesn't seem like there's anything happening like that.

Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it.

If I hear another line dance song I think I'm going to puke.

To neglect ones own ability to laugh is the greatest form of Blasphemy, for to laugh is to pray.

THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE WHILE LIES SHALL PUT YOU IN JAIL

I believe we do have a great intelligence service. Is it good enough in all circumstances? Of course not. We live in the human condition. We try to make it better each day.

Of course, true love is exceptional - two or three times a century, more or less. The rest of the time there is vanity or boredom.

I'm not running for office. I don't have to be politically correct. I don't have to be a nice person. Like I watch some of these weak-kneed politicians, it's disgusting. I don't have to be that way.

We started out as boss and player, and Wellington was almost like my father.

First my mother was Spanish. Then she became a Jehovahs Witness.

Optimism is a psychological disorder exhibited by those out of touch with reality

If you're going to commit to that, you're going to have to find some way to make it bearable and enjoyable.

In living we die, in dying we live.