It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

Forgive many things in others nothing in yourself.

If thou art a man, admire those who attempt great things, even though they fail.

[Golfers] are a special kind of moral realist who nips the normal romantic and idealistic yearnings in the bud by proving once or twice a week that life is unconquerable but endurable.

Happiness comes from you. No one else can make you happy. You make you happy.

Production speed is severely slowed down if one works with half-time people who have other obligations as well. This is at least a factor of four; probably it is worse.

Black frost. The ground is hard, the air tastes bitter. Your stars cluster in evil signs.

To endure is the first thing that a child ought to learn, and that which he will have the most need to know.

I like to open new doors and blaze new trails through the jungle and all that whatnot. What keeps me goin all these years is changin it up.

You've got to know business before you go to show business.

What's the point of getting killed if you've got the wrong exposure?