It’s a number.”“It’s not, ” she said. “It’s a chance to wake up new.

So, what if, instead of thinking about solving you whole life, you just think about adding additional good things. One at a time. Just let your pile of good things grow.

Every woman wants a man who'll fall in love with her soul as well as her body.

I want someone whose heart is big enough to hold me.

I didn't know love could leave the lights on all the time.

I really am happy for Kiley. And for you and every other happily married lady. Except for that I'm not happy for you. I kind of want you all to drop dead.

I believe that worrying about a bad thing prepares you for it when it comes. If you worry, the bad thing doesn't hit you as hard. You can roll with the punch if you see it coming.

Wasn’t hitting bottom the thing you had to do to knock some sense into yourself? Wasn’t hitting bottom the thing that showed you which way was up?

I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.

I’m sort of… coming off a bad relationship”“When did it end?”“Slightly before it started.

Some people count sheep. I self-loathe.

There are friendships that are greater than family bonds, but they are very rare

I don't need the fillers, additives, excessive amounts of sugars, fats, salts and other measures taken to taint the natural goodness of real food.

I grew up with my mom being very, very cheap, so when it's free, I'm like, 'Oh my God, it's free - I have to take as much as I can!'

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.

I've always had a problem with people who couldn't tell the truth or admit a mistake and say they're wrong.

Every country needs another country to make fun of.

The advice I would give myself is: "Don't date that guy, don't drink that, go right home, get a good night's sleep."

Being Christian towards poor people means trying to improve their lives and give them back some self-respect.

Sarah: "Not bad. You look almost human." Lena: "Thanks." Sarah: "I said almost." Lena: "Well, then, almost thanks.

There is no greater prediction in the research of our levels of happiness than the breadth and depth of our relationships.