It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.

Choice, not chance, determines destiny.

The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.

There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.

Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.

Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

Free advice is often overpriced.

Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of your love.

THE SEASONS REMIND ME THAT I MUST KEEP CHANGING.

I'll borrow of imagination what reality will not give me.

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.

What probably confuses people is they know a lot about me, but it quite pleases me that there's more they don't know.

Trying to find comfort in perpetual discomfort has been my life's work.

The great poet draws his creations only from out of his own reality.

Music is the cup which holds the wine of silence.

I looked at Mick Jagger and Keith Richards and the boys up there thinking, I want to be that.

Julian was the son of Diokles of Sparta, also known as Diokles the Butcher. That man made the Marquis de Sade look like Ronald McDonald. (Ben)