It's a recipe for disaster.

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

All survival situations revolve around a host of variables...Always adapt, think positive, and move forward.

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

Knowledge is Power, and it's very lightweight.

Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.

So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.

The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the forefront during a stressful emergency.

We can't move quickly. You move quick out here and you die quick.

Where there is water, there are people.

It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.

Out of your comfort zone is the growth zone.

Our fated untainted soul gives us free reign, only doth backward pull our clouded minds when we ourselves falsely protect from pain.

He wondered at times whether he didn’t belong to a class of people secretly convinced they had an arrangement with fate

One hair of a woman can draw more than a hundred pair of oxen.

Well, I always talk about how I used to work at an insane asylum and stuff, which is true, but to be honest, I just make crap up more than anything else.

Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.

I should have known. The first tip I got was when she rarely showed up in court for the second trial.

As all things eternal and primordial reappear, so all things mortal return to the earth. Honor, old age, probity, justice, constance, virtue, and gentleness are all gathered into the cold tomb.

If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard.

One principle must make the universe a single complex living creature, one from all.